Thursday Night Football brought a lot excitement last night with the face-off between the Jets vs. the Bills. The Bills had won the last six out of seven meetings of the two teams with the most heartbreaking loss being in the playoffs when Fitzpatrick threw for 3 picks. But, what we love most about sports is those redemption stories and Fitzpatrick sure got his redemption last night playing a nearly perfect game. In that perfection, he managed to connect with wide receiver Eric Decker for 126 yards. That’s a big performance. But apparently, what might be an even bigger performance, lies within Decker’s cock-n-balls. Yes, we said it. But we weren’t the first. These words came from his beautiful wife, Jessie James Decker. This is what she tweeted after one of his touchdowns:
Big Dick Decker. This name is gonna stick. And now every time we watch, that’s what we’re going to be thinking about. Thanks, Jessie. And also, thanks for your new country album. For one of the song’s videos, Lights Down Low, Jessie wanted to accurately portray their relationship.
Pancakes for dinner and Blue Moon? Sign us up! Also, for more Eric, he just announced that he has a new venture in the fashion world as the new Superdry Global style ambassador.